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Believe the Lie!
Lies, Inc. is a four-piece power rock band from Central PA. Featuring an experienced cast of regional all-star talent, Lies, Inc. presents high-energy hard rock originals that bridge a variety of genres and styles.
Combining elements of hard rock, punk, metal, and progressive, Lies, Inc creates serious chops that combine with catchy hooks to create a sound that bridges the gap between musical credibility and commercial accessibility
Lies, Incorporated Mission Statement
To sell the best and worst lies at the absolute greatest value to our customers, regardless of their budget, integrity, or intentions. Lies, Incorporated does one thing better than anyone else: Lie. From price misquotations to overcharged invoices and late deadlines, we promise to overcharge and under-deliver. Inflated expectations met with unsatisfying results… That’s the Lies, Incorporated way.
We promise that our customers will experience unpredictable service (unless we promise unpredictable service, in which case, service will be unpredictably predictable, in a sense making it unpredictable again, as customers are viewing unpredictable services as predictable and… oh, you see what we mean). As always, after the initial service lie, all additional lies are FREE (unless, of course, we decide to charge you).
We are: Liars, fabricators, nullifiers of the truth, and the people your parents warned you about.
We are not: Forthright, honest, candid, or fit to be trusted with the combination to the safe, your secret crush, or the keys to your car.